What's in my mind?

Hello cats and squirrels. There's nothing else in mind except Roti Planta and Milo Tabur.

And and I'm hungry. Super hungry.

Topeng vs Bandi

Minggu lepas, sedang aku asyik bermain Formspring iaitu laman sesawang yang membolehkan orang menanyakan soalan-soalan yang merepek kepada aku. Suatu hari, ada seorang cik adik manis ni bertanya kepada aku dengan soalan yang agak-kurang-merepek. Soalan yang menyebabkan aku berfikir secara kreatif dan kritis. Soalannya berbunyi "nyatakan sebab sebab bandi amuk bertopeng. saya betul2 musykil dan tertanya tanya" - Cik Adik Manis

Wahh sungguh manis sekali soalan anda! hmm aku juga musykil super ye adik-adik. Mungkinkah di sebalik topeng tu ada udang umpama pepatah ada udang di sebalik mee? Tetapi tak mungkin Bandi Amuk menyimpan udang di sebalik topengnya itu. Oleh itu aku mengemukakan beberapa teori mengenai mengapa bandi amuk bertopeng:-

1. KULIT SENSITIF

Sebagai artis, Bandi perlu menjaga kulit mukanya agar sentiasa kelihatan berseri-seri di majlis persandingan. (Ehh?) jadi sebagai langkah berjaga-jaga, beliau mengambil keputusan untuk memakai topeng demi menjaga keayuan kulit mukanya agar kekal kelihatan jambu. Menurut doktor pakar sakit puan dr Laos, Dr.Krishnan pula berpendapat penjagaan kulit muka harus dididik sejak kecil lagi iaitu ketika kanak-kanak tersebut berumur 7 tahun selaras dgn seruan kerajaan Laos.

2. LARI DARI ALONG

Along di sini bukanlah anak pertama dari 5 org adik beradik, mahupun Along Raja Lawak musim yang ke-2. Along di sini merujuk kepada lintah darat. Lintah darat pula bukanlah sejenis haiwan anelid yang merangkumi subkelas Hirudinea dan berkebolehan untuk menghisap darah. Lintah darat di sini merujuk kepada peribahasa yang bermaksud peniaga/orang yang mengambil keuntungan yg terlalu tinggi dari orang lain. Oleh hal yang demikian, untuk mengelak daripada dikesan oleh kuncu-kuncu Along, Bandi Amuk mengambil keputusan untuk memakai topeng selain dapat mengelirukan pihak lawan.

3. JERAWAT DAN JERAGAT

Manakala faktor jerawat pula lebih releven dan mudah diterima pakai oleh orang ramai. dengan memakai topeng, Bandi berjaya meng-cover mukanya yg dipenuhi jerawat batu yangg rata-ratanya bersaiz kacang. Jerawat ini dipercayai kekal dan tidak boleh dibasmi dr wajahnya walaupun dgn menggunakan pencuci muka yg telah dicampur dgn Vanish Power O2.

I love you

Pn. Norzila bt Nordin

I love you mom. Happy mother's day.

I want to wear a hat and a shirt that wrote "I Love Mom", printed with black font and a symbol of heart with red in color. Like this:

I wish I know the place where to buy these cool stuff. Walking on the street while wearing these shirt and hat will definitely make the person look awesome. You guys have any idea where can I buy those-I love mom-items?

*Of course Dad, I love you too. :)

Bandi Amuk Mengamuk

BANDI AMUK MENGAMUK

Pada 1 Mei yang lepas merupakan Hari Buruh dan merupakan cuti umum bagi para buruh kasar dan buruh lembut sekalian. Sebagai salah seorang yang tergolong dalam kelompok buruh hensem, aku, Abajib, Pakde, Abangkos dan Tok Alep mengambil peluang keemasan ini untuk melepak bersama. Pakde, yang paling hensem di antara kami berlima dengan murah hatinya telah membelanja kami untuk pergi ke konsert Bandi Amuk di Laguna Park, iaitu di restoran Selera Nelayan.

Kami bertolak dari rumah lebih kurang pada pukul 8:30 malam, dengan menaiki kereta Toyota Avanza kepunyaan Pakde yang hensem. Dalam perjalanan kami berborak dengan bahagianya diiringi gelak ketawa yang gila ibarat sudah dirasuk jin seperti dalam cerita "Jangan Pandang Belakang". Di samping itu, ada juga bibit seram diselitkan kerana sepanjang perjalanan, Pakde ada lalu di kawasan yang sunyi dan gelap. Abangkos sungguh takut lalu mengeluarkan bunyi dan bau-bau yang pelik semasa di dalam kereta. Aku dan Abajib saling berpandangan. Kami gelak beramai-ramai. Suasana kembali tenang dan ceria.

Akhirnya kami tiba di lokasi sekitar jam 9:30 malam. Tiba saja di destinasi, kami duduk di meja yang berhampiran dengan pentas. Amuk naik ke pentas dan mula menyanyikan beberapa lagu. Antaranya lagu Untukmu Sayang, Aduh Tsumawi, Itu Janji dan banyak lagi. Kami berpuas hati kerana dapat menonton persembahan Bandi Amuk yang sungguh bertenaga di samping kelantangan vokal nya yang mantap. "tak dapat pergi konsert Double Trouble kumpulan Search dan Wings, konsert Bandi Amuk pon jadilahh.." keluh aku dalam hati.

Bandi Amuk menyanyikan lagu Aku Mahu Pulang sebagai lagu terakhir di konsert tersebut. Penonton nyanyi bersama. Walaupun aku tidak hafal lirik, aku terus juga berusaha untuk turut nyanyi bersama-sama penonton yang lain. "Dimana kemahuan, di situ ada jalan" itu lah prinsip yang ku pegang ketika waktu itu.

Habis sahaja persembahan, sesi bergambar pula diadakan. Peminat semua berkerumun untuk tidak melepaskan peluang untuk bergambar bersama Bandi Amuk. Berikut adalah gambar-gambar yang sempat di ambil ketika konsert berlangsung :-

Selesai sesi bergambar, kami pun pulang dengan perasaan yang gembira. Kami berharap dapat meluangkan masa bersama-sama lagi seperti ini di masa hadapan. Sekian.

the Reasonsss..ss..s....

Hello cats and squirrels.

Long time no see since the last blog entry about Wally, the lost wallet. Or should I say that he run away from me? O____O"

Actually I've been quite busy these days. Wake up 6:00 o'clock in the morning, go the office and reached home at 8.00 pm is my daily routine. I don't have enough time to update this blog too. (and and the lack of idea to write something on this blog) Like my friend said "what to do". heh. But at least I got some experiencessss and of course the moneyyyyyy! haha. Plus, working is the best thing to do between the long period of holidays.

Ok. Stop merepek. Let's talk about the JOB. What am I doing actually? Aaa.. except facebook-ing, yahoo-ing, and youtube-ing at the office, I write letters to the clients. Sounds cool huh? the truth is, I just copy and paste lah. haha. Copy from the previous letter that has been created by the senior clerk, and just edit-edit a lil bit. The only different is the name of the client. But now all letters have successfully been sent to the clients. And and I've been transferred to the Account Department. I've to do the Reconciliation thingy every month. Today I've finished the reconciliation for the month of November 2009. Including this month (May 2010), that means I got another 6 months to go. The good news is, (jengjengjeng!) the Auditor will be came around early month of Jun!! Aiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrkkkk!!!!!!

A Letter to Wally

Chapit Kenchoro
No. 45, Lorong Wak Selamat
Klang Bandar Diraja
40000 Selangor

10 April 2010

Dear Wally,

I hope you're fine and happy with your NEW friends. =(

It feels like such a long time since the last time I saw you. How could you do this to me? After everything that I've done to you? Yes. I know. In this situation, I'm the one who need to be blamed. I "accidentally" forgot where and when I use to withdraw my money from your beautiful yellow body. If I'm not mistaken, I didn't buy anything on that day, not even a newspaper, as always. But, the thing is, you're the one who RUN AWAY from me. I believe that you run away. Last time we hangout together, you saw a purse, and the color was pink. Owh. Now I know. You run away with PINKY! You know what? you found a pink purse, and now you want to forget everything that we've been through together? The friendship that we build together for a long period of time?? When I'm hungry, I use you to withdraw my money. You save my life from the hungriness that I suffered. When I registered as one of the Padini members, I save the membership card inside you. The ATM cards, Maybank, Bank Islam, my Ic, licence, and the other important items. You influenced the others to FOLLOW you! How could you. You BETRAYED me. Huh. Enough Wally, enough!! After this, If I unexpectedly-beyond reasonable doubt(?) , saw you anywhere in the future, I will never EVER treat you nicely like before. Huh. I want you to know how I feel. How miserable, depressed and unpleasant I am.

That's all. I guess. I will find a new wallet. A wallet that can always be there with me whenever I need. A wallet that loyal and obedient. A wallet that know how to take care his master when the handsome master having a headache. Huh. FINE! Goodbye Wally. Goodbye, goodnight for good. I hope you're happy with Pinky. Huh. Pink. The color of evil.

Yours faithfully Ex-master,
chapitk
....................................
CHAPIT KENCHORO

I'll buy this.

YEAY!

final exam. :)

OMG I'm in love . .

First time I looked at you

I know you are the one

You're the only one that can melt my heart

Every time I see you

I can't control myself

My mind gone wild

I think I'm insane

Crazy about you

Never thought that the feeling will be like this

I hate this feeling

I asked myself

"Is this what we called LOVE?"

I asked my friend

"Is this what we called LOVE?"

My friend answered

"NO. This is what we called Zinger Tower. New extremely super delicious burger from KFC"

I asked the cashier

"Can I have one Zinger Tower? with large Coke?"

And the answer from the cashier was

"Yes. But you have to wait another 10 minutes because the burger is not ready yet"

OMG. I'm in love. .

Nyumm nyumm I love you. nyum nyumm..

The Head and The Ache

Hello cats and squirrels . .

The Head and The Ache

I'm suffering a painful headache
Because a lot of assignments that makes me weak
Especially from Mr. Choy's class every week
It makes me don't have the appetite to eat


Essay, reading comprehension and the crosswords
Mr. Choy doesn't like to hear any words
"Finish your work" is his final words
Student's mouth will shut without any words


What he knows the work is finished
Hope the assignments is not vanished
Or the poor students will be punished
And pray for the punishment should be abolished


Finally the students in the class would like to vomit
Because there is a lot of books to read

Everyone is gone for Roti Impit

When Mr. Choy give 5 minutes break!